One of these Days

“One of these days”
Get’s closer all the time;
Some organ or another
May just stop on a dime

Your balance is lost
At the top of the steps
(Do you remember
When you counted reps?)

Ever heard of people
Who went to bed?
Saying, “fuck it!”,
And woke up dead?

But, the humidity is down,
The sun is shining;
The Sox won again
So, why am I whining?