The Realist Priest
Father Casey said, “I’m getting tired”,
Telling his dad his woes.
“My Bishop says I could get fired
Even my mistress knows”
Well, if it’s only money, Mike
I might have a good idea;
Might even get you promoted;
And get you out of here.
That Sunday morning after Mass,
Father Casey addressed his Clan:
All parishioners would get Last Rites
Early, on a monthly payment plan.
Not only that, he went on to say,
We can put a rider to the deal;
With a guaranteed, pre-paid, burial
In our own little lily field.
Well, the Bishop showed up
The following day
And now Father Casey’s